Me, mid-controller, having a great time

A Presentation By Me

Why You Should
Date Me

Do you like to have fun? Love a good laugh, making plans, and are a bit quirky in the best way? Then you're in the right place — keep scrolling.

Me? I like being outside, making things with my hands, and I'll start a kitchen dance party — no notice needed. My friends vouch for me.

Peer-reviewed by: my friends, who assure me this is normal.

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36Age
183 cmHeight
BalmainLocation
Mid North Coast, NSWHometown
BEng (UNSW) & MCom (USYD)Education
No kids yet, want themFamily
Socially, not to excessDrinking
NeverSmoking
Left-leaningPolitics
Standing on a mountain lake pillar, arms raised

The Problem

There's a Gap
in the Market

  • Everyone says they want a real connection.
  • Fewer people can go from a deep chat to total nonsense without changing gears.
  • Zero candidates currently offering both country charm AND city culture.

That's the whole pitch, really.

The Solution

Introducing: Me

Kind, curious, and playful — now shipping with caring included.

Skis down, hikes up, generally outside Pottery hands, dance-floor feet Reads novels and Ottolenghi recipes cover to cover Always lets you merge. No questions asked. Card-game shark, quietly competitive Unreasonably attached to the weather app
Sitting on a bench after a muddy trail run
On a bike ride with friends in the forest

Social Proof

What People
Are Saying

★★★★★

"As you can tell by this presentation, Chris doesn't do anything half-assed."

— A Friend, 2 years running
★★★★★

"You're practically Mary Poppins!"

— Some Girl
★★★★★

"Comes with curiosity which leads to endless enthusiasm, endless hobbies, and enough stories for a lifetime."

— Some Guy
★★★☆☆

"This needs a face-to-face meeting."

— Someone Who Was There

FAQ

Frequently Asked
Questions

What if I don't like pottery?

You will, once you see the wonky little mugs. Everyone does.

Is the weather app thing a personality trait?

It's a forecasting advantage. You're welcome in advance.

City nights or mountain mornings — which do I get?

Yes. Both. Bring layers.

What do you do?

Sydney Metro alum. Currently elbow-deep in the energy transition.

So if it's not "finance bro"... what's the catch?

Occasional unscheduled kitchen dance parties. Non-negotiable.

Valuation?

Immeasurable.

Finish line photo after a trail race, medals on
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The Demo

See Me In
Action

Every good pitch deck needs a product demo. A few of them, actually — unscripted, unstaged, running on a loop.

No retakes on any of these. This is really how it went.

The Credentials

Proof of
Work

Before the energy transition, it was hard hats and Sydney Metro.

Yes, that's a real hi-vis vest. No, it's not a costume.

Walking a Sydney Metro station platform in hi-vis with colleagues Station construction site with a concrete pump arm and tower cranes Deep station excavation with formwork and scaffolding A finished station entrance pavilion glowing at dusk Construction site lit up at night beside the harbour Street view of the finished precinct with a bus and heritage warehouse
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Field Notes

Nights Out

The "city energy" half of the pitch, verified in the field. (Kitchen dance parties verified separately, at home.)

Type 2 fun, occasionally type 1. Either way, I showed up.

Up a tree, having a laugh

Act Fast

Don't Snooze
This One

Spots limited to exactly one (1) relationship. Act now before someone else notices how great this is.

Batteries not included. Neither is a filter.

Limited Availability

If you like what you see, that's great. But if you're not into it, no hard feelings — your guy is out there, so go get 'em, tiger.